If sleep was food, I'd be anorexic.
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm... →
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In 10 years, this is how im gonna be on a date:
Couldn't sleep last night so I wrote a poem.
Dear cuddly silk-made pillow, put me the fuck to sleep. Dear soft warming blanket, put me the fuck to sleep. Dear round ticking clock, slow the fucking time down and give me more sleep. Dear bright rising sun, get your ass back down and don’t disturb my sleep. Dear annoying alarm, shut the fuck up and let me sleep.
Things I'd like to do before I die.
wowyourecute: Have amazing sex Smoke some weed and get high Pull an immense prank Fall in love Hook up with a hot friend, nothing more. Go skydiving Travel to each continent, and every beautiful city Have a best friend that will never leave Drink some booze Have someone to tell all of my dark secrets to Be happy
What Is Love remix
Resisting arresst: you’re doing it right this guy is a fucking priest.
nitaabeast: What a boss, LOL ballin
408 area code to change to 669 :( →
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