Fucking tendons always screw me over.
EVERYTIME… Even during football season. I fucking hate you.
Workout to relieve stress.
It's not what I didn't feel, it's what I didn't...
Fuck You Samsung
DID YOU KNOW
that if you put toothpaste on your dick, it will grow!
Can You Not Come Up With Something New?
Every year, EVERY FUCKING YEAR. Someone has to use these same common lines like: “Ohh you wearing the costume everyday, uh huh huh huh huh” OR “Ohhh, you don’t have to dress up cuz your face is scary enough.” BITCH, Shut up… I will cut you! Is that your fucking sense of humor? How long have you been alive? You’re in high school, and you are still using...
Philemon Pham: what wrong with sharing our interest in the genre of Adult Entertainment?
Talk slowly, I got time for you.
HOLY SHIT !
when I hear a new text..
kimluvzsecks: but then I find out it isnt from you
Can you do me a favor? :]
Can you shut the fuck up?
why does so many people wants your cock ???
Why do I not care? You know you wanna tap that ask…button.
If you take the wings off a fly, do you call it a...
Anonymous asked: You have so many girls going after you, have you ever thought about staying with one of them and settle??
absoluteheroism.tumblr.com♥: This is Emily, she is... →
absoluteheroism: I understand that this must be a distressing sight to see, but for Emily, this has been reality. Emily was born in 2002 with hypoplastic left heart syndrome. This plainly means that the left side of her heart does not work. She has had three operations, one at 2 days old, one at two years old, and one at four to correct this, but when she hits her teenage years Emily will...
Knowing is not enough; we must apply. Willing is...
Anonymous asked: So many girls like you Joey, what did you do ?
Disregard Women, Acquire Currency.
What happened to deleting hatred comments...
Hahaha thanks Coleen, but they’re just fun to play with. :P You know you wanna tap that ask…button.
How the fuck did I know so many people on facebook?
Anonymous asked: You're so facebook popular! :D
why don't you stop making up these questions and...
hahaha just like this one. I made it up myself, cuz it’s anonymous. I need sympathyyy!!! D; You know you wanna tap that ask…button.
Anonymous asked: 你為什麼沒有女朋友?
you're such a faggot
cool story bro You know you wanna tap that ask…button.
她害怕她不能集中工作 You know you wanna tap that ask…button.
do u have a gf?
沒有… You know you wanna tap that ask…button.
i think you should be a pimp when you grow up
i think you’re gonna own a candy shop when you grow up cuz you’re super sweet :] You know you wanna tap that ask…button.
r u going to the frn tomorrow? im in a dif...
haha yea i am going, you can text me tomorrow we can chill. My # is on my facebook. You know you wanna tap that ask…button.
letmefallbacksouth: FRN tomorrow <33 Even if it does rain, I’m still going to make the best of tomorrow. WET AND WILD FUN LOL
A guy like you should not be single LOL. Well...
Haha, thanks Venus, I just haven’t find her yet I guess. ;P You know you wanna tap that ask…button.
You're A Pimp Daddy Though
I am not… You know you wanna tap that ask…button.
how long have you been single ?
after this month would be 2 and a half year. LOL I need some dusting down there! JK You know you wanna tap that ask…button.
what's your ideal girl ?
WHOOHOOO this question again… Well… I just want a woman who I can talk to, about anything and everything. A woman who could understand me more than my family and friends. A woman who’s always supportive. A woman who would actually care for me more than others. A woman who can always cook for me because I eat a lot. Would that be too much ?? You know you wanna tap that...